"A crime of the heart and a cardiac arrest", quipped Brewster Pensen of The Footage to the press as he was dragged into a police van or Pig Wagon or Janet Reno Espace or Fuzz Truck or Panopticon Pantechnicon in the early hours of this morning in Whitehall. Also among those arrested after a limerick-themed party that, it is alleged, spilled into the Cabinet Room of the War Rooms, were poet and hallucinatrix Joy Stein, elegist R.X. Leaf, Susie Grossman, several members of the band Left With Pictures and another apparently innocent, though a shade lycanthropic, man who shouted "I'm Napalm Toast! I'm Napalm Toast! I'm Not Fucking Spartacus! I'm Napalm Toast!" until police decided to arrest him too. Band hubsman Edward Bearnaise has been unavailable for comment.
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